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    Like Jackie Chan?

    I'm sure the author means "like Bruce Lee" not Jackie Chan... martial arts stars are so indistinguishable.
    NYC man arrested at casino for threatening man with nunchucks
    BY BOB KALINOWSKI, Staff writer
    Published: November 3, 2011

    A New York City man's Jackie Chan impersonation got him arrested early this morning at the Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs casino in Plains Township.

    Police said Juan B. Soto, 43, of W. 46th St. in New York pulled a set of nunchucks on a stranger near the bus entrance of the casino around 1:40 a.m.

    Soto was charged with possessing a prohibited offensive weapon and simple assault.

    According to arrest papers:

    The victim, Albert Tucen, told police an unknown man, later identified as Soto, approached him and started "acting crazy." He said Soto then "pulled out a set of nunchucks and began swinging them around like Jackie Chan."

    Upon police arrival, a security officer pointed out Soto as the suspect. Police identified him through a welfare card in his possession, and later through digital fingerprinting.

    The security officer had seized the nunchucks and provided them to police.

    Soto was arraigned this morning in Wilkes-Barre Central Court by Magisterial District Judge Andrew Barilla. He was ordered jailed in the Luzerne County Correctional Facility in lieu of $2,000 cash bail.
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    Slightly OT

    My intention of this thread was to be about nunchuks, but this one isn't. It still fits tho...

    Bleeding Centralia Man Cited After ‘Bruce Lee’ Kung-Fu Kick of Church Window
    Posted: Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:00 am
    By Stephanie Schendel sschendel@chronline.com

    Three Centralia men were cited and released for suspected malicious mischief early Tuesday morning after one of them admitted to police that he “karate kicked” a church window like “Bruce Lee,” according to Centralia police.

    Police responded to a call of three male suspects running away after breaking a window on the 200 block of North Washington Avenue at 1:52 a.m. Tuesday, said Sgt. Stacy Denham from the Centralia Police Department.
    Providence lg Rec

    The witness, who called 911, heard glass break and saw three men run down the block into an apartment building, where it turned out the suspects all lived, Denham said.

    Police contacted three individuals; Christopher T. Baker, 23, Centralia; Aaron M. Perez, 20, Centralia, and Kalin E. Maxwell, 20 of Centralia.

    When police contacted the men, they noticed Maxwell, who was shirtless, was bleeding from his hand, chest and from above his ankle.

    When police asked Maxwell about how he sustained his injuries, Maxwell allegedly told police he got the cuts from a wrestling match, Denham said.

    When that excuse didn’t work, Denham said, Maxwell then told police he fell while “trying to run up a wall.”

    When officers pointed out that the cuts weren’t consistent with injuries that could be sustained from wrestling or running up a wall, police said, Maxwell finally admitted that he “karate-kicked the church window like Bruce Lee.”

    Maxwell’s friends, Perez and Baker, then admitted to police that they were there when Maxwell kicked the window, and that they were “egging him on to kick the window.”

    All three men were cited and released, Denham said.

    Police do not believe alcohol or drugs were a factor in the men’s behavior, which reportedly Maxwell admitted was “super idiotic.”
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    Bruce Lee Fail

    "Wing Chun is a bell that appears when rung.

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    Wow, that looks like the real application of liang jie gun against a crowd. I am amazed at his skill of reverse multiple beatdown.

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    kung fu guys beat down MMA fighter.....

    a real bum rush!!!!!

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a0_1349442119

    (ok he's not a mma fighter - i lied)
    Hung Sing Boyz, we gottit on lock down
    when he's around quick to ground and pound a clown
    Bruh we thought you knew better
    when it comes to head huntin, ain't no one can do it better

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    Quote Originally Posted by hskwarrior View Post
    a real bum rush!!!!!

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a0_1349442119

    (ok he's not a mma fighter - i lied)
    They are all pussies. At least the guy who got it confronted them all and when it was over, he walked away. All those hits and people and no damage? That was no different than a schoolyard swarming. They even had weapons and no damage. Weak.

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    A two-fer

    This reminds me of our skate ninja (even tho he wields sai instead of nunchuks). I never did understand the appeal of this shirt...
    Nunchuck Kid’ swings through campus
    By Lorena Hernandez
    Staff Writer
    Published: Thursday, September 20, 2012

    A new light emerges on the mysterious “nunchuck kid” as he gains attention for cruising on his skateboard while simultaneously swinging his nunchucks around campus, never sticking to a single location.

    Questions still surround the “nunchuck kid,” with safety concerns at the forefront, but many do not know who he is, as he seems to come out at different times, adding to his allure.

    Head of Public Safety Patrick Linfante said that he had never seen the student.

    Linfante also added that he is concerned with the safety issue this “nunchuck kid” brings to campus.

    Linfante elaborated on the allowance of them on campus. “It is not illegal to own (nunchucks) in the state (of New Jersey), but we prohibit them on campus for safety reasons,” Linfante said.

    Safety is Seton Hall University’s primary concern for the good of all the students, according to Linfante.

    Student Ashley Anthony nunchucks can be seen as a form of a weapon carried by the student.

    “It could be a weapon that might hurt someone,” Anthony said. “But as long as he does not hurt anyone around him I guess it’s okay.”

    The nunchuck kid is not seen as a threat by anyone, to any faculty’s or student’s knowledge, but the nunchucks themselves still make some students a little wary.

    Junior Ashlie Verano said she would be a little frightened if she saw this person, but since no one has been hurt, no one should say anything to him.

    “I mean, if he hasn’t done any real harm, then why does it hurt if he wants to swing his nunchucks around,” Verano said. “So just let the kid be.”

    No one has complained about any incidents incurred by the “nunchuck kid” but safety is still a concern, according to Linfante.

    Even though no one has reported being hurt by this student carrying nun chucks, Linfante said he still believes this could be a dangerous situation and wants to talk to this person.

    Students have reported seeing this “nunchuck kid” in various locations like the campus Green and near Corrigan Hall.

    Freshman Alaira Brenton spotted him near the Green.

    “He was on the Green, under a tree swinging his nunchuck,” Brenton said. “He really caught my attention,”

    Brenton said she agrees that as long as he isn’t hurting anyone he should nun chuck away.”

    The “nunchuck kid” is gaining fame throughout the campus, but most Seton Hall students still don’t know who he is, like student Kate Molinari.

    “I don’t know who he is,” Molinari said. “But I’d like to see that.”

    Students all over Seton Hall’s campus are left wondering about the identity of this mysterious figure that is gaining a name for himself in Seton Hall news.

    Although many have heard about this nunchucking kid, not kidy have seen him , adding to his elusiveness.

    Freshman Albery Paula said that she would love to see him.

    “I have heard of him but never have seen him,” Paula said.

    Paula said even though she has never seen him in person, she knows enough about him because everyone is talking about him.

    Even though students have caught a glimpse of the mystery nunchucking kid he evades the eyes of most students.

    Sop****re Nicole Fischer says she is interested to see this mystery ‘nunchucking’ kid, and wonders why she has not yet.

    “I have never seen this person, but I would really like to,” Fischer said. “The entire thing seems pretty crazy but I kind of want to meet this person. He seems interesting, I mean who else does this?”

    Fischer added that she has never seen him makes it more interesting.

    Many have seen him by chance and others because they have come too close to the flying nunchucks.

    Linfante said he would like for the “nunchuck kid” to come down to Public Safety and have a talk.
    The moral of this story is that drugs and nunchucks don't mix.
    Police: 'Naked intruder' had drugs, nunchucks in car
    Written by Jill K. Dion
    Wednesday, 19 September 2012 13:22

    Benjamin Prue, the 25-year-old former Trumbull High standout athlete who was shot after allegedly breaking into a Milford home in July, was in Milford Superior Court Monday in response to home invasion and some new charges.

    Faced with new violations stemming from that July 21 home invasion, Prue's cases were consolidated and continued to Oct. 9.

    The young man has gained notoriety not only for his athletic past but also for his lack of clothing during the alleged home invasion, leading local media to dub him "the naked intruder." He entered the court room with a line of others who have been held in police custody: Prue wore an oversized gray sweatshirt and glasses. His hair was shaved close, and he did not speak during the proceedings.

    His attorney, Edward Gavin, said that on Monday morning a judge moved Prue's case from the downstairs court to the upstairs court, where more serious crimes are heard. On Monday afternoon, the court agreed to consolidate the old and new charges that police presented. All will be heard in the upstairs courtroom when the case continues next month, Gavin said.

    Prue was initially charged with home invasion, first degree burglary, assault on an elderly victim, threatening, interfering with police and resisting arrest.

    This week, police charged him with carrying a weapon in his vehicle, possession of drugs and possession of drug paraphernalia.

    Gavin said the additional charges stem from the night he was arrested. Police said at the time that Prue did not have a weapon, but they later reportedly found nunchucks in his car.

    Prue has been held at the Bridgeport Correctional Center on a $300,000 bond. His bond was increased another $500 with the new charges filed Monday.

    Milford homeowner Gerald Mirto, 67, shot Prue as he was trying to steal a television from his home in July, Mirto told police. The homeowner also told police that Prue was naked when he found him in a downstairs room, and that he rushed Mirto when Mirto told him to leave the house.

    Prue had at least two surgeries and was listed in critical condition for several weeks before being released from the hospital and taken to Bridgeport.

    Prue most recently lived in Rolesville, N.C., and is formerly of West Haven and Trumbull. According to news reports, Prue was an award-winning swimmer at Trumbull High School, and later at Virginia Tech and Southern Connecticut State University.
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    OMG! Missed this one because I didn't watch the Emmys

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    These are more like successful Bruce Lee Wannabes

    I found this from a link on the next one. Even though it's dated, it's too precious not to add to this:
    Man uses home-made nun-chucks to fend off guards, escape from St. Louis jail
    By Ethan Sacks / DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
    Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 3:23 PM

    He entered the dragon - and exited the prison.

    Lorenzo Pollard, 31, escaped from a St. Louis corrections facility by using nun-chucks he made out of his bed sheets and parts from a chair in his cell to fend off more than a dozen guards, the St. Louis Post Dispatch reported.

    Pollard, who was incarcerated on theft, trespassing and resisting arrest charges, made his brazen jailbreak Friday night as he was being led to the showers by several guards, Police Capt. Sam Dotson told the newspaper.

    In a fight sequence that would have made Bruce Lee proud, Pollard kept the guards at bay by swinging the nun-chucks.

    He then leaped to a railing and used the weapon to shatter glass blocks in the wall, crawled to the grounds below and somehow managed to scale two barbed-wire fences to freedom.

    The ninja-like escape is just the latest embarrassment to St. Louis' beleaguered municipal jail system. Its commissioner, Gene Stubblefield, was placed on forced leave before Pollard's flight to freedom for several previous jailbreaks and allegations he mismanaged bill payments, according to the Post-Dispatch.

    "The current system in the jails is unacceptable," Mayor Francis Slay wrote on his blog after the jailbreak. "Keeping the prisoners inside the jails is the barest minimum requirement, and it has not been met."

    Pollard's freedom was short-lived: he was reapprehended late Sunday.
    Maine woman uses nunchucks on ex-boyfriend who allegedly attacked her
    Victim of alleged jealousy-fueled attack in Winslow spotted weapon on wall and hit her ex-boyfriend several times before ultimately calling the police.
    By Michael Walsh / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, October 11, 2012, 5:16 PM


    Christopher Rolling Fox, 33, has been charged with a host of crimes in an alleged attack on his ex-girlfriend, who he reportedly suspected was seeing another man.

    A woman fended off an allegedly knife-brandishing jealous ex-boyfriend with nunchucks.

    The traditional martial arts weapon — though unstoppable in Bruce Lee's hands — was not enough to stop the attacker, but the woman, whom police didn’t name, managed to strike him multiple times.

    She told officers that the nunchucks helped during her intoxicated ex-boyfriend's assault, according to Lt. Josh Veilleux of the Winslow Police Department.

    "She had the nunchucks hanging on the wall as a display piece, so she grabbed them … trying to get out," Veilleux told the Daily News.

    Christopher Rolling Fox’s resourceful ex-girlfriend spotted ornamental nunchucks and used them against him during an alleged jealousy-fueled attack. Although she struck him several times with the weapon, the blows were not enough to stop the attack, authorities said.

    The incident began when Christopher Rolling Fox, 33, walked to his ex-girlfriend's apartment in Winslow, Maine, around 10 p.m. after a night of drinking.

    Fox was said to be furious because he thought she was seeing another man. The couple broke up a couple of months ago, and she wanted to move on. But Fox kept trying to reconcile, according to Veilleux.

    Fox reportedly pounded on the woman's door until she opened it.

    Fox allegedly pushed her into the kitchen table and threw a chin-up bar at her. He also punched and kicked her repeatedly, according to authorities. The stove and refrigerator were knocked from their places, according to the Morning Sentinel.

    She dialed 911, but Fox ripped the phone from her hands before she could speak, police said.

    That's when she spotted the nunchaku display piece and decided to turn the Okinawan weapon from ornamental to protective.

    She grabbed the nunchucks from the wall and swung them at Fox, hitting him several times, police said.

    "It did help her," Veilleux said. "But he was still able to pin her up against the wall."

    She ran to the bedroom phone, dialed 911 again and told the dispatcher her address before Fox could seize the phone from her hands again.

    Fox picked up a knife and threatened to commit suicide. Then he locked the front door to trap her inside. But she managed to escape from the apartment when he turned his back to grab another knife.

    Fox was uncooperative when police found and arrested him, reported the Morning Sentinel. He was charged with aggravated criminal trespassing; criminal threatening with a dangerous weapon; domestic violence assault; criminal mischief; obstructing the report of a crime; possession of marijuana; and failure to provide a correct name, address and date of birth.
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    Don't drive and nunchuk

    It's a funny article so I pasted the whole thing.
    Eric Millikin's safe driving tips: Never swing nunchucks through sunroof while driving
    November 15, 2012
    By Eric Millikin
    Detroit Free Press

    Looking for some safe driving tips? Just do the opposite of anything you read below.

    Woman arrested for swinging nunchaku through sunroof while driving

    Carlsbad Current-Argus (New Mexico) says: "A woman was taken to a hospital for mental evaluation after she was seen swinging nunchucks from the sunroof of her yellow Mustang ... [Police were] able to stop [the woman] at mile marker 42 after spike strips were deployed."

    Eric says: I know it's not safe to text while driving, but there's no need for us to resort to long-distance communication through nunchaku sign language.

    Man with dead skunk hanging from car charged with DUI

    CBS 9 WAFB says: "A witness spotted a Chevy strike a guardrail ... When officers caught up with the driver, they say it was giving off the all-too pungent scent of a skunk. The dead animal was hanging from the back of the vehicle in a plastic bag. But the rotten [skunk] couldn't mask another strong smell: alcohol."

    Eric says: I can hear Johnnie Cochran in court saying, "You'd have to be pretty drunk to only single-bag your dead skunk."

    Man busted for DUI twice in the same night at the exact same time

    CBS News says: "An Ohio man was ... first pulled over by an Urbana, Ohio, cop when he was spotted driving an Oldsmobile the wrong way in an alley, in the early morning of Sunday, Nov. 4. The time was 1:08 a.m. ... At 2 a.m. the hands of time were set back to 1 a.m. in deference to the end of daylight saving time. ... the same officer was patrolling in Urbana's municipal parking lot when a vehicle 'backed out of a spot rapidly and nearly collided with my cruiser.' ... And so, for the second time that morning - and again at precisely 1:08 a.m. - he was arrested for drunk driving."

    Eric says: Presumably that's the Oldsmobile with the 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor?

    Man slams car into house, offers homeowner pizza

    Indianapolis Star says: "After crashing his Mustang into a Far-Eastside home, an Indianapolis man had one question for the homeowner: 'You want some pizza?' ... [The man] told police he drank five beers while waiting for the pizza at a friend's house. He then left the house and was eating a slice when his foot somehow became stuck on the gas pedal."

    Eric says: He drank five beers while waiting for a pizza? I thought pizza had to be delivered in 3 beers or less, guaranteed.

    Drive safely everyone. Be sure to always have a designated driver when traveling through time with a dead skunk to deliver pizzas with your nunchucks.
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    Not so funny

    Hold the phone... some guy cuts another cuts another guy up with a machete and then is only charged with possession of nunchuks?
    Novato Immigrant Pleads Guilty To Nunchuks Possession, Avoids Machete Assault Charge
    October 22, 2012 2:49 PM

    NOVATO (CBS SF) – A Novato man accused of a machete assault had the charged dropped after agreeing to a deal in which he pleaded guilty to possession of nunchuks.

    29-year-ol Sender Catzim is also being detained on a federal immigration hold pending investigation into his citizenship status.

    Officers responded to reports of a fight involving a machete on Leafwood Drive July 21 that left a 22-year-old man with a head injury and a number of cuts on his arms, police said.

    Catzim was identified as the suspect and arrested at his Novato home two days later. Police found a set of nunchaku, or nunchuks, a traditional Japanese weapon made of two sticks connected with a short chain or rope.

    Possession of nunchuks is illegal in California and several other states, along with a number of countries.

    Catzim faced assault with a deadly weapon charge for the alleged machete attack and possession of nunchuks, but the assault charge was dismissed in return for the guilty plea on nunchuks possession.

    According to his public defender, there was doubt over which person actually possessed the machete during the fight.

    Catzim, who remained in custody at the county jail, was expected to be sentenced in November.
    Get your nunchuks here (unless you're in CA like me )
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    random

    at least there were no arrests.

    Rationalists fight superstition with dignity and nunchakus
    N D Shiva Kumar, TNN Aug 22, 2013, 05.42AM IST

    BANGALORE: Life has not been easy for Karnataka's rationalists. To protect their lives, they have learnt karate and even carry a nunchaku.

    "The threats are real. It's risky. Unless a person has courage and conviction, it's not possible to propagate rationalism . They have killed (Narendra) Dabholkar now, the next person could be me. But I won't be out of it just because of threats,'' said Narendra Nayak, president of the Federation of Indian Rationalists' Association, who has escaped three murder attempts. He sustained head injuries in an attack, and miscreants tampered with his scooter brakes twice.

    "I even learnt karate and went around with a nunchaku. After a while, I abandoned the knife because I realized all that is needed is self-respect and courage,'' said Nayak.

    Hulikal Nataraj, who founded Pavaada Samshodhane Kendra in 1994 to bust Miracle men, said he gets threat calls round the clock. "I don't remember the last time I had good sleep. I became a rationalist after seeing a godman rape my mother in 1979 when I was in Class 9. That incident is still fresh in my memory. It gave birth to the rationalist in me. I am aware of the dangers in my path, but can't care less. Death comes only once,'' said Nataraj.

    It was the late educationist H Narasimhaiah who pioneered the rationalist movement in Karnataka in the 1970s. Reormers like Nataraj and Nayak have continued the social crusade. "The number of rationalists in the state has increased . But not many of them are courageous. They inform us about the exploitative and primitive practices, but don't accompany us," said Nataraj.

    Dabholkar's murder has only strengthened the rationalists' resolve ."It is unfortunate that the opponents of scientific and rational ideas have answered the issues through bullets... by carrying forward his work and spreading rationale ideas further, we should uphold the values for which Dr Narendra Dabholkar stood for,'' office-bearers of the Bharath Gyan Vigyan Samiti, Karnataka, said.

    Thankfully, rationalism is alive and kicking in Karnataka. "It (rationalism) is breathing. By the way, it's a thankless job,'' said Nayak.

    TIMES VIEW

    Social reformer Narendra Dabholkar's murder in Pune on Tuesday has flung India back into the dark barbaric ages. As we have seen in the recent past, there is just no room for dissent. Or for its mildest form, opinion. We ask meaningful questions but postpone the obvious answers. Can a society progress when liberal voices are strangled? Can a nation lead when it abandons reason without a fight? Can superstition be allowed to dictate political agendas? How long are we going to fool ourselves by wearing the masks of democracy and modernity? Shouldn't we as individuals fight moral devaluation and social depravation caused by superstition and black magic? But it is also our proud right to defend crusaders like Dabholkar. However painful it may sound, writer Kiran Nagarkar was right when he said: "I feel that this country is incapable of defending people who fight for the rights we are entitled to."
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